I am in such a Scrooge mood this year. I’m over all the holiday madness and in need of a Christmas intervention from the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future. Or maybe I’m need of a vacation? Good thing is I’m going to get a bit of a vacation this holiday season. I’m hoping to arrive back to work with my good attitude intact again. So in the spirit of holiday sarcasm and snarky behavior here are a few fun quotes for you.
"Next to the circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."
– Kin Hubbard
"The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husbands."
– Kin Hubbard
"The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husbands."
– Joan Rivers
"In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it “Hanukkah” and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'"
"In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it “Hanukkah” and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'"
- Dave Berry, Christmas Shopping: A Survivor’s Guide.
"Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year."
"Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year."
– P.J. O’Rourke
And an Irish Man’s Life Philosophy:
"In life, there are only two things to worry about, either you are well, or you are sick. If you are well, there is noting to worry about, but if you are sick, you have two things to worry about; either you will live, or you will die. If you live, there is nothing to worry about, if you die you have two things to worry about; either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about, but if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with your friends, you won’t have time to worry!"
Have a happy Christmas and a very merry New Year –
H.
Have a happy Christmas and a very merry New Year –
H.
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